8 Witty and Insightful Tweets to Start your Day!

 

This collection of amusing and thoughtful content is sure to put a smile on your face, or entice a good laugh! These tweets are here to do just that.

HH Sheikh Mohammed
@HHShkMohd
Official tweets by His Highness Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum

“We strive for new achievements. A new heart for our city and global landmark. Humankind has no ceiling or border but our imagination.”

8 witty and insightful tweetsRyan Reynolds
@VancityReynolds
Introducing people to the version of myself which tested highest in the focus groups.

“I can’t tell the difference between meditation and silent inner shrieking. ”

 

 

Andrevv Hussie8 witty and insightful tweets
@AndrevvHussie
I know yall are here cause you think I’m the genuine article, but I am a college girl who realised a joke account I made years ago had 11k followers.

“Schrodinger’s regret: super position of regretting and not regretting eating reheated free chic fil a at 12:30am”

8 witty and insightful tweets

Dan Howell
@danisnotonfire
I make videos about how awkward I am and people laugh at me

“I just realised i literally havent been outside in over two weeks i think that might be an all-time record im so proud/incredibly concerned”

 

 

 

8 witty and insightful tweetsZackisontumblr

@Zackarad
| youtuber | tumblr blogger | sc: zackarad | let’s be internet friends!http://www.zackisontumblr.tumblr.com

“If you’re having a hard time right now start by taking baby steps in the direction you need/want to go, I love you, you got this!”

8 witty and insightful tweetsElissa
@elissakh
Intl. Lebanese artist. Global awards winner. Rooted in #Mawtini. Women’s rights advocate #Yamrayti. Love/Live my fans/music album #saharnayaleil

“Love is the most precious aspect of life on earth <3<3<3 good morning”

8 witty and insightful tweetsPaula Abdul
@PaulaAbdul
American pop singer, dancer, choreographer, actress and television personality.

“Is there someone you can encourage today? Who can you acknowledge for an accomplishment? Look for ways to BE #mondaymotivation! ”

8 witty and insightful tweetsDJ KHALED
@djkhaled
For bookings: bookdjkhaled@gmail.com | Available now My Album Major Key on iTunes right here : http://smarturl.it/Major.Key

“Life is like school you will be tested so pass it!! ”

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