8 Witty and Insightful Tweets to Start your Day!


This collection of amusing and thoughtful content is sure to put a smile on your face, or entice a good laugh! These tweets are here to do just that.

HH Sheikh Mohammed
Official tweets by His Highness Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum

“We strive for new achievements. A new heart for our city and global landmark. Humankind has no ceiling or border but our imagination.”

8 witty and insightful tweetsRyan Reynolds
Introducing people to the version of myself which tested highest in the focus groups.

“I can’t tell the difference between meditation and silent inner shrieking. ”



Andrevv Hussie8 witty and insightful tweets
I know yall are here cause you think I’m the genuine article, but I am a college girl who realised a joke account I made years ago had 11k followers.

“Schrodinger’s regret: super position of regretting and not regretting eating reheated free chic fil a at 12:30am”

8 witty and insightful tweets

Dan Howell
I make videos about how awkward I am and people laugh at me

“I just realised i literally havent been outside in over two weeks i think that might be an all-time record im so proud/incredibly concerned”




8 witty and insightful tweetsZackisontumblr

| youtuber | tumblr blogger | sc: zackarad | let’s be internet friends!http://www.zackisontumblr.tumblr.com

“If you’re having a hard time right now start by taking baby steps in the direction you need/want to go, I love you, you got this!”

8 witty and insightful tweetsElissa
Intl. Lebanese artist. Global awards winner. Rooted in #Mawtini. Women’s rights advocate #Yamrayti. Love/Live my fans/music album #saharnayaleil

“Love is the most precious aspect of life on earth <3<3<3 good morning”

8 witty and insightful tweetsPaula Abdul
American pop singer, dancer, choreographer, actress and television personality.

“Is there someone you can encourage today? Who can you acknowledge for an accomplishment? Look for ways to BE #mondaymotivation! ”

8 witty and insightful tweetsDJ KHALED
For bookings: bookdjkhaled@gmail.com | Available now My Album Major Key on iTunes right here : http://smarturl.it/Major.Key

“Life is like school you will be tested so pass it!! ”

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