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  • The glossy multi-page menus delivered to your homes? The kind with photos oflayeredjuios, hamburgersandshawanna dishes.. I’ve been told that several remnants are using thee me photos; perhaps they come from a shared photo bank, or from the gime ad a gency. That mains that from the rstatuant’s point of view, the dishs in their menu are moreaspiration& (what they want youto hopetheya re) ratherthan representative (whatthey really are).
  • Did Goog Ws brief outage ofits Google Dos on September8affed you? New, what if, God forbid, a meteor dropped on Google HQ (or ey a rogue employee turned off the switch) and you (and half ofthe planet) end up losingall your mailandvaluable data? ‘Global downturn’ could give my to a new term, ‘economic armaggedon’.
  • Herd IBM’s announcement of the next-generation computers out in 2013 which will be 1,0a) time tster than what we have today? Then check out Ray Kurtzweirs theory of singularity.. maybe even more freakish tha n the Google thing.
  • Anwar sends a mesege to his bankers: ”Stop plying me with credit cards. I don’t want them and I didn’t ask forthem….and oh yea fr, if I give in and use them and they’re all maxed out, don’t complain when you’re out of pocket – remember, you forced your anis on me:’
  • Maybe no one has grid anything about this yet, but someone should. Kudos to Maefi for their cool line of healthy, less sweetened juices (a nd Ithier chipstoo). Note Ways easy being a trailblazer in a sickly diabets-inducing nectarjuice industry. Try their pomegranatea cai juice.
  • Asuper rave: Dubai’s Green Linewhich hastaken the entire length of the drivedss, remote-controlled system to about 75km, making it the longstautomated dfiverlss metro in the world (a GuinnssWorld Record).A regional blueprint for progrss.
  • And the big rant: Katrina Ka if and her co-stars debuted “Mere Brother Ki Dulhannin the capital, but perhaps theyshouldn’t have bothered coming at all. Apparently Miss Kaif was all airs, and even worse, thewinners ofa competition promised timewith the starswere barely allowed to meet them. Brutal!

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