Number 10: Tig o’l bitties by “Your Favourite Martian”| Now I’m 100% sure that most of you have never even heard of this song but soon this 2011 web phenomenon will be educating young minds everywhere about the simple universal truth… Like Godzilla said, “Size Does Matter” (it was either that or RAWWWW, but I thought I’d go with this)
Number 9: The Santa Claus song | Although technically there’s nothing dirty about this song, it’s still a gentle reminder to kids everywhere why Santa only comes once a year when daddy’s away and why he never uses the front door.
Number 8: Shake Your Bonbons by Ricky Martin | This was one of golden shower boy’s greatest hits during the time, teaching kids everywhere that bonbons are not just a tasty French dessert. But sadly (read, gladly) this song, like the former Latin superstar, has gone the way of the Taco Bell Chihuahua tune.
Number 7: Thong Song by Sisqo | Even though the lyrics are forgotten and the singer finally declared black (despite his best efforts to be called a computer software instead) his message about keeping your priorities straight lives on.
Number 6: The Alice song by Smokie | This is probably every non redneck’s first intro into the world of country music; and it also turned out to be a nifty way of pissing off anyone named Alice .
Number 5: D.K Bose | This song clearly commemorates the spirit of Delhi in all its glory, that, and it’s a fun way to learn every abusive term in the Delhi handbook in a way that makes you go, so that’s what my boss was saying!
Number 4: That’s What I Go to School For by Busted | This was probably one of the most ground breaking songs of its time inspiring kids everywhere to stay in school and for schools to hire hot teachers.
Number 3: Sutta by those Guys I could never name | Smoking kills and so does this song, but in a completely different way… this song made by those guys in IIT is still considered sacred by engineering students all over India.
Number 2: Stacy’s Mom by Fountains of Wayne | This song gave a whole new angle to the commandment “Love Thy Neighbour” and gave me hope every time the house next door was up for sale.
Number 1: Baby Got Back by Sir Mix a Lot | This rocking song of the 80’s was one of the first introductions of my generation into the kingdom of perv; teaching guys everywhere that it was OK to set their sights low.
