But journalistic integrity (whatever little is left after this article anyways) compels me to report the whole story, Most of us are still mourning the death of Rock thanks to Hip Hop and that soulless noise people call techno, we were introduced to the world of heavy hand holding, magic drinks made by ageing bacteria and rock and roll (modified for any potential Bieber fans reading this) soon after we got over our pop phase who were like the Biebers if their time for example we had the backstreet boys who moved our hearts by telling us what shape theirs were, we had the British Boyzone, the pseudo British Westlife, screwed up Britney and of course who can remember N*sync with their “waiting to come out of the closet” Justin Timberlake.
We were weaned off these milksops by the glorious words of Metallica, Iron Maiden and the likes of Led Zeppelin and even though their kind were killed by the beasts with two “H” (Hip hop for those with memory issues) we still can’t bring ourselves to go to the old days of pop and listen to the crooning of the gender ambiguous Bieber, it only makes the loss of rock harder!!
But we still have hope; the 17 year old icon is growing up and his voice can’t altered by the same technology that powered the transformers forever! So for all we know he could bring back rock, we hope and pray!!
And lastly to my niece and cousin yes I do know of your plans to kick me in certain areas until I sound like him but hopefully the pain in that area will distract me from the pain in my ears…
