Dumb Luck

A great and stupid man once said ‘Intelligence comes easy, being stupid is hard’. People look at stupid people with their blank stares and use of language, and think ‘what’s so hard in that?’ But no one understands the hard work and long grunt hours that it takes to be an asinine, bigoted, mind numbing moron.

After all, do you think it’s easy not listening to common sense? Do you honestly think for one second that hating people of a different race, creed or orientation is simple? Take our spokesperson, (enter moron’s name here)… it’s not easy getting up in the morning and planning how you’re going to make life difficult for someone who believes in silly things like science, a different religion, or common sense.

For some weird reason everyone respects intelligent people and makes fun of the stupid. Sure, I guess brains have some use like for inventing silly things that don’t matter… like penicillin, robotics or figuring out how the earth revolves around the sun; but it’s the stupid ones that do all the real work in this world. They’re the ones that make rules that no one understands, and they’re the ones that that support wars and follow nonsensical movements.

And don’t believe for one second that they don’t affect your daily life. Whenever you see a good programme taken off the air they are there! Whenever you hear a racial comment they are there! Whenever your papers don’t get processed because of an unimportant stupid rule THEY ARE THERE!

So navigate the world painlessly by reducing your IQ today.

By Rohith Bhat

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